Never Visit Rich People!! - Funny

Question : "What would you like to have .Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo , or Coffee ?"
Answer : "tea please" 

Question : " Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ?"
Answer : " Ceylon tea " 

Question : "How would you like it ? black or white ?"
Answer : "white" 

Question : "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ?"
Answer : "With milk " 

Question : "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk"
Answer : "With cow milk please. 

Question : " Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?"
Answer : " Um, I'll take it black. "

Question : " Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"
Answer : "With sugar" 

Question : " Beet sugar or cane sugar ?"
Answer : "Cane sugar " 

Question :" White , brown or yellow sugar ?"
Answer : "Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead." 

Question : "Mineral water or still water ? "
Answer : "Mineral water" 

Question : "Flavored or non-flavored ?"
Answer : "I'll rather die of thirst".